Chloé 🥕

the gouch

harmful caricature created for the sexual satisfaction of straight men VS actual person

so its basically an over-engineered version of this thing

https://librewolf.net/

yup…

they own zenimax, who owns id software, who owns Doom

reminder that microsoft is heavily complicit in israel’s genocide

thank you so much for to playing my game!

its nintendo, im sure they’re going to find some way to raise the price for everyone else too

using last-gen hardware in their consoles

I mean there’s nothing inherently wrong with that (if only they charged last-gen prices as well lol)

but anyways here’s a bunch more shit they’ve done:

• charging full price for basic rereleases
• removing reviews from the switch eshop
• killing emulation projects
• patenting basic gameplay elements
• sued a man so hard he was forced to pay them part of his income for the rest of his life

and for a few older ones, just to show that they’ve been shitty this whole time, actually:

• attempting to kill game cheating devices (like the game genie)
• attempting to kill video game rentals
• preventing 3rd parties from releasing games on competitor’s consoles, essentially giving themselves a monopoly

(also they’re partly owned by the saudi government, so, there’s that)

(and pls remember that, despite all of their shit, nintendo is far from the worst. it’s a systemic problem, not an individualist one. remember that ubisoft covered up sexual assault for years and that microsoft is literally engaging in genocide. the problem is that capitalism lets these companies get away with it.)

i said ubisoft but quality stuff by sony or microsoft (or any big studio) goes on sale too like a year after its released

for nintendo, a 7 year old rerelease of an 11 year old game is full price! even at retail! and the used copies aren’t much cheaper!

the only mario games on switch that go on sale are the mario + rabbids games, which are pretty good (definitely better than some 1st party nintendo stuff). the reason they go on sale, well, they’re published by ubisoft!

nintendo doesn’t allow their games to go on sale. the only times it happens is either they felt like giving you a 5% discount, or the game is so shit it ends up in clearance bins

• actually dangerous white supremacist

• guy in a ninja costume with a knife

• weird meme

• completely made up stereotype

1/4: do better next time!

also, at least ubisoft shit goes on sale, and the used copies are less expensive…

for nintendo, once in a blue moon the game will have a 10$ discount and that’s it

yikes

remember when they released a 60$ HD upscale of a 40$ game that, itself, was at some point permanently discounted to 20$?

here’s the survey if anyone wants to answer: https://www.smartsurvey.co.uk/s/MURG4B

oooh sorry I misread you 😅

but yea you’re right, it’s really gross

what are you talking about? Palestinians are not colonizers, israelis are

*colonizers

it’s not a human thing, it’s a colonizer thing

this dog is going where no dog has gone before

finally, a drive big enough to hold a 4th AAA game 😌