Now now, fElon was simply placating Tesla investors on a very dark earnings call day.

Neoliberalism ruined America. Stole everything we had and gave it all to the rich and corporations. And for what? Line go up? Fucking idiots.

Of course he is.

But also, foreign agents can literally just walk into the pisser at Mara-lago and find classified documents.

This administration has no interest in maintaining state secrets.

Mayo Pete: “It’s my time to shine!”

Source? David Hogg has specifically said “not Pelosi” in recent weeks.

Personally, I’d love to see her ousted and we finally pass the STOCK Act in the following session.

What kind of reptile is this?

Taxpayers wouldn’t have to shoulder that debt if it were simply canceled.

I know republicans would never dare make it easier on students to learn, but, this argument is bs.

Muskrat will just chicken out like he did the wrestling match with Zuck.

How could they convict? Luigi doesn’t even look like the guy from the video. He looks like a saint to me. Not guilty!

Who has Trump looked to in the past to bail him out when traditional lenders no longer would?

It’s gonna be $DOGE.

Probably that it’s all Biden’s fault after Fox News tells them so.

well now, how about that!

lol they’re so braindead. Texas power grid fails almost every year now, and you know what keeps them afloat in the interim? Solar and wind from the western half of the state. They’re shooting themselves in the foot and guaranteeing more of their citizens will die in power outages as a result. Sorry texans, your state government is one of the worst.

Better get your freedom gardens in order folks. Good time of year to plant them, right now!

Palantir, the same company which just 2 months ago Hakeem Jeffries was bragging about receiving millions in bribe money from. Neat!

#resist tho.

The deputized Marshalls are authorized to use force if necessary to apprehend the criminal.

So…DOG, the bounty hunter? That would actually be kinda cool.

Great start, will never happen. Parliamentarian said no-go.

Please, just let the Dems die off and become the neoliberal republicans they’ve always aspired to be.

We need a new party that is actually left of center to even begin repairing this level of damage to the republic.

Dems. Ain’t. It. Too old, too corrupt, and F tier political messaging.