Is the ban hammer a firing, or was she just kicked from the company servers?

Tree law is a very serious business

Well if you put it that way 😂

A criminal prosecution for cutting down a tree is rare and the potential for any prison time for such an offense — not to mention that the maximum penalty for criminal damage is 10 years behind bars — is possibly unprecedented, said attorney Sarah Dodd who specializes in tree law.

Is tree law related to bird law?

At least I can unzip my pants remotely

Long finger

The worst part about the comment summaries is that bots are using the summary to come up with incredibly generic comments, which are then liked and give them high visibility. You can tell who they are due to the suggestive photo, and the 50% chance of nudity in their profile, and the 100% chance of that profile containing a link to a cam site (that will presumably scam you in some way). If you watch new, popular videos, there is almost certainly a porn bot in the comments. YouTube doesn’t seem to give a shit either, considering that it seems like at least half of these accounts are using the same profile image.

Convention be damned, you’ll never take my shower phone

Don’t lie, we all know the result would be you immediately climaxing

God what a toxic post

Arguing that subscription services should be the only way to experience 30+ year old media that you may have already purchased is certainly one view… I don’t think you’ll find much support here, however

Back in my day all music was user generated content

You need the power of GOP in your life

He had the dopest pope rock album too, I imagine that record will stand

Considering 2500 years ago is more than 1000 years ago, I’ll assume you mean 500 years in the future.

(Also if that’s an actual Socrates quote that’s hilarious)

I feel like literally every generation for the last 1000+ years probably had a similar sentiment

Crack dot com is the best business name of all time

How do you know?

It probably shouldn’t be just one party keeping things from getting this bad

Shout-out noip.com

Putin?