Traveling to Canada or Mexico should be fine

If it bleeds…

Fair point

So just any guy, even if he isn’t Christian, can be baptised in the morning and then get appointed pope in the afternoon?

Or do IMDb heat or IMDb jolie or something

Why use many word when few work

Do your feet hurt after a long day of standing/walking like being at an airport or something?

You misunderstand. It’s a 9yo fidget spinner.

Lonely day in my ass

Yeah, when I read that bit I thought that’s quite unlike what usually someone who is an expert in this exact field would do

Ich bin cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!

It’s the only correct way to save file names

So right now its not right, but something over the next few months will change that?

I had to recheck 5-6 times while reading that this was the guardian and not some sort of mock guardian/onion news site

Hahaha!

What’s the point. The osprey are so well connected it’s never even gonna go to trial - mark my words.

What would work great is no tariffs, no passports, no visas, no countries, no religion too

This happened to me with cyberpunk

If only they had a basic dim backlight…

Yep, seems like a static gif file. That’s pronounced as jiff in case anyone was wondering.