See, no, it’s funny because… um… gay. And if you’re gay, that means you want to kiss. And I definitely don’t want to kiss, haha, unless? Wait no just kidding, haha,

What else am I going to do with my time, read a book? I can’t even read an article!

Can we not? MTG could look like Sofia Vergara and she’d still be an ugly piece of shit. All commenting on her appearance does here is make decent people feel bad about themselves. Transphobia doesn’t suddenly become acceptable because you’re trying to turn it back on somebody evil.

NY post needs to hire some copy editors. That article does not flow at all.

Not to put too fine a point on it but whose fault is that?

Plastic bags work fine. Preferably zip lock baggies. ALSO keep them in the freezer. One time we wound up with jenkem on Accident and you don’t want jenkem. It’s illegal and believe me, Nobody can do That Much jenkem.

Ha! Three and a half parents! I knews aliens were real!

At least we try to keep it in check and don’t deny it happens.

but that’s what you just did in your defense of RCMP?

ACAB is a slogan. It’s not factual in the strictest sense but it captures a truth. Statistically speaking, there is at least one good cop. Maybe even two. Real Andy Griffith, Carlton Lassiter types. Their existence does not change the fact that the system is rotten to the very core, and their tacit support for that system makes them bastards, even if they themselves have never abused anyone or covered for a colleague’s malpractice. Good cops exist, but they don’t last very long.

And as the sibling comment pointed out, institutionally speaking the RCMP is a god awful example if you’re trying to make a case for good cops.

My wife and I make our own fecal matter at home. Healthier and tastes better

Insecurity is a pox on this world

He is also addicted to ketamine, yes. I hadn’t heard about the blown apart dick. Clearly I have also been living under a rock.

Online banker man turned electric car salesman bought that website you used to use to tell your friends about what the dentist’s waiting room was like or whatever (or yell at celebrities I guess) and used it to help that guy who fired people on tv become president. In return banker car man gets put in charge of shiny new government agency and given the power to fire basically whatever government employees he wants, also his private security detail is deputized by the US Marshals Service, also he has your social security number, probably

I think that should about cover it unless someone else wants to add more detail. But I think I was very thorough.

Fair enough. I do love me a hockey crowd. I just wanted you to know you guys stole those jeers from the Fort Wayne Komets, whose fans most definitely certainly came up with them all on our own.

Hate to break it to ya but those aren’t unique to Preds fans

That’s cool, for people who get a choice in the appliances and fittings in their houses. Fuck renters, I guess?

Investors could be counting on that recent survey of the Salton rare earth deposit.

Or the market could just be as irrational as it always is. Personally I’m going with that one.

What would happen to such a human? Do you suppose that we would try to give them every job on the planet? Or would they just get fired?

No no, look what they did with Sun.

I can’t believe they’re rebooting the Cuyahoga River Fire series. What’ll this be, 13?