This is Lemmy, not the other place. Please be kinder. No need to abuse people trying to help, especially when OP did mention they wouldn’t mind learning if its easy enough.

I’m self hosting this, and it works pretty well. It can be integrated with Google Calendar with some effort, and it works with CalDAV (which I’m using through NextCloud).

I’ve only grown grain for my cats…rye is an excellent catgrass.

I’ve got our lettuces, onions, and various cole crops started and planted!

I need to get started on the rest of what I’ll be growing this year…I haven’t gotten any garlic or potatoes started, ehh…

I use https://sx.catgirl.cloud/ so I’m already primed to have anime catgirls protecting my webs.

You′re walking in the woods

There’s no one around and your phone is dead

Out of the corner of your eye, you spot them

(Written in Rust)

They’re following you, about 30 feet back

They get down on all fours and break into a sprint

They’re gaining on you

“Written in Rust!”

You’re looking for your car but you′re all turned around

They’re almost upon you now

And you can see there’s blood on their face

My God, there′s blood everywhere!

Running for your life (from writing in Rust!)

They’re compiling a knife (it′s written in Rust!)