Jokes on you, I picked rock.

I think Tesla as a whole is done unfortunately. People aren’t going to forget all this BS the board of directors has allowed him to do.

Did you see the pope’s ridiculous costume? Couldn’t even wear a suit to his own funeral.

I’ve watched a ton of judge Judy episodes and also feel qualified to judge others.

**Fart

Food testing isn’t really needed when the food runs out. This administration is just thinking ahead.

I would have preferred a simple 1 page faq with who did it and how was the government involved if at all.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_University

Damn preservatives in all his fast food.

What competition does Apple have that still has a tariff? I’m a little surprised he didn’t just come out and EO a program where any company that contributes X amount of dollars is exempt. Make Samsung pay also.

Nobody gets murdered in Russia. They just accidentally fall out of windows because they’re clumsy.

Simple language for his simple followers.

This is exactly what flip books were designed for.

I don’t have any experience in politics but I’ll do it.

Best I can do is $7.50 USD and whatever meal you want from Taco Bell

!remindme 2029

Has anyone seen his birth certificate‽

Detain them!

Between that and flipping a coin. At least the group chat has more opportunities for someone to point out a stupid idea.

Nor can they talk to say thank you.