I just looked that up, and… TIL where that sound clip came from.

How about “Witch, watch, the ding dong’s dead” instead?

I recently bought some stuff online from Penzeys, specifically because of the anti-maga stuff.

You could attach pretty much any heinous act imaginable to a private equity executive and my reaction would always be the same: “Yeah, that tracks.”

Private equity firms are a parasitic scheme that needs to be abolished and banned.

Instead of arguing and hair-splitting over exactly how evil this is, how about we just agree on the simple answer of “Yep, that’s some evil shit” and focus the discussion more on what to do about it?

Thunderf00t was paying attention, but I can’t think of too many others.

I didn’t say they would. I said they could. Jokes aside, I would be VERY surprised if old Joe got picked for this, both for the reasons you mentioned and because of the decline he’s been going through recently.

You win the award for funniest spelling pedantry of the month.

Psh, details, shmetails.

Guys. Joe Biden is Catholic. The Vatican has an opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

Ocean theme was stuck in my head the moment I saw the question.

I got 8675309.

Shaaaaaving cream! Be nice and clean! Shave every day and you’ll always look keen!

Ew, but true.

Donnie Moscow right now.

I believe Tuco had something to say about this sort of thing in The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

Binders of women flock.

You mixed a bit of Romney into that.

I’d rather not know what this guy’s version of “Aroooo” sounds like.

Yet again he proves this true:

The good ones stop being Nazis once they get out of their information bubbles.