Yeah, that’s classified as dwarf finger now.

YKK exec; hey we’ve pretty much won the zipper market and quality brands default to us. But our social marketing teams says we need more presence in the news cycle, so how can we tank our reputation for clicks?"

YKK exec2; lets add AI to the zippers!

Cool list.

Never seen an electrician use an “electricians hammer”, most use a framing.

Also missing the Form Setter Hammer.

“Oh no I’m dying and the 30 year old class room phone is broken and out of reach”

Cells phone have done a ton for EMS response times.

No not like those, the difference is Apple did it first like every thing else they copied.

Hey, I might not be any of those things, but I’m here!

No, that’s Black Friday. Most sales are fake, I figure there are 4 routes those sales go:

1. They jack up the regular price a month before and just lie saying the normal price is a “sale”.
2. Its an actual sale, but after the sale price will increase significantly.
3. Its the sale of an inferior product, most often seen with TVs and electronics that the insides are easily swaped for cheaper parts.
4. It a real sale, often done by smaller entities pressured into taking a loss for the day hoping to either clear dead stock or get their product into more hands.

At first it was a normal reading voice, but the time I got to the end it was definitely syndrome

I was thinking more random screen shots, but yeah I suppose there’s a ton visual information to identify a location in a picture.

Make sure you run any image you upload through a meta data eraser.

I like exiferaser on Android.

Seems like they just combined window and application capture into one thing. It makes sense.

Neither were planned, plan was to have 0. Mistakes were made, but hopefully for the kids, not regretted.

They got the wrong guy, subman is a breeze in the wind compared to subparman.

Hang on pal, I know you’re in a rush, but I just need to know if you want pepperoni or sausage on this thing. I promise you it’ll be done in like 7-9 minutes.

China is just going triple the price of everything and blame the tariffs for it.

Your Jedi mind tricks can’t fool me!

There’s variations to bugs on a log?? I always hated when my uncle fed us that.

Relevant xkcd

100% agree. Should be opt-in per email.

I assume its more of it subscribes to your newsletter same as a user would, so when you send out the newsletter to “group 1”, the google thing is also on that mailing list.

And yes, should absolutely be opt-in, per mailing list, per email.