Don’t worry, you can upgrade to Duolingo Max for even more money and have the AI explain it. (Seriously.)

Imagine going through life with this much hate. It’s got to be lonely and exhausting.

Hire the folks that did the Russian cope cages in Ukraine parody from a few years ago. That was particularly impressive.

Something something Four Seasons.

As long as he doesn’t have to pay any more to fund those silly social programs like checks notes food safety and misconduct enforcement. That’s straight up woke bullshit. /s

Meanwhile, the rest of the world is laughing as they accelerate their solar installations, because there is more availability with the manufacturers free of American demand, and America falls even further behind.

But don’t worry, everyone, coal will give us energy independence.

What an unbelievable own goal you goddamn morons.

Hey guys, got this really great idea. We generate a lot of electricity, and then we use that to make compressed hydrogen, and then we use that for our cars. Also we need to figure out how to warehouse it for fueling, and how to transfer it, and how to store it effectively once it’s in the car, but once we get through ALL of that then we’ll finally have a hydrogen powered future and we can…. Wait we could just put the electricity from the first step into the car and eliminate the rest?

/s

I threw it on an old PC a few weeks ago and am pleasantly surprised at how polished it is.

Other than the takeoff and landing, cars have to deal with those obstacles as well.

A computer running a citywide automated traffic system for cars would have all the same complexity, without the ability to separate traffic in three dimensions.

There are a whole lot less obstacles and unknowns in the air, as well as more planes (ha!) of separation available than a car.

When flying, you don’t really need to worry much about random pedestrians, for example.

If the entire system were completely automated, from the car all the way to ATC, and it’s essentially a taxi that you just tell what location to go to and it handles the rest… well that’s basically air traffic today minus the automated ATC part. (That isn’t to diminish pilots at all; just that I think it’d be a lot easier, in general, to replace a pilot than a taxi driver with automation. They’re both still extremely challenging problems.)

I don’t know about you all, but in this age of unprecedented economic stability, I’m making lots of expensive, long-term purchases and investments! I’m sure every business is doing the same!

/s

“The COVID vaccine was rushed! The emergency order neglected fully testing!”

Also

“Stop testing all our snake oils for safety and effectiveness; we know what’s best — duh!”

We saw what happened with toilet paper in 2020 and said “wouldn’t it be great if everything could be like this? At least we wouldn’t have a black lady as President!”.

Perhaps I was naïve and it was always skin deep and Walmart just didn’t care to hide it, it’s possible. But there was a time when yes, I did think Target was a better supporter of its customers social causes. Every company is just a company, after all, but the pendulum going from “we sell pride merch!” to “what’s diversity?” was particularly jarring for me, and evidently I’m not alone in that feeling.

You should be shopping at Costco by default anyway. They are awesome. There are a ton of membership benefits beyond just shopping at the warehouse! (Costco Next, HVAC deals, auto financing, etc). You can sometimes pay for your entire membership with one transaction.

Haven’t bought from Target since Feb 9. They used to be a store I bought from multiple times per week. I bought from them specifically because I didn’t agree with Walmart or their ethics, and Target — allegedly, I guess — was the opposite. A supporter of the community and social causes. Until it was convenient for Target to not do so anymore.

I have moved to other stores that have a backbone and stand up for their whole community and all of their employees.

Fuck that company. I hope they burn.

So long as they’re not moving on to a new one, good. Religion is a plague on human society. We don’t need it holding us back.

But at least they were born, and isn’t that all that counts?

/s++

What the fuck

It saves money! Why should we maintain those pages? Everyone knows blacks and women never did anything of note for this country.

/s+++ and go fuck yourself if you actually believe the above