I just put another company’s junk mail in their envelope and send it to them so they know how it feels.

I hated my hair but I sure do miss it.

A cheaper-made Tesla? Sounds awesome

State flag jealousy is a real thing. Sic Semper Tyrannis, mf’ers!

I need my full lead gasoline

It’s a pretty easy move, tbh. Start with a user-friendly distro and don’t look back. The only Windows install I have left is my work laptop and I absolutely hate it.

Every bit of this sounds like it’s own horrible idea and they just threw it all into one big horrendous pile of nonsense.

When will China stop buying US debt?

Breaded chicken wings are a crime against us all

“At 19 weeks, a fetus is about the size of a mango…”. Anything but the metric system!

Daddy has spoken. Trump will back off now.

The only mail I get is junk. They can keep that garbage.

The school nurse is going to be busy checking kids’ privates for no good reason.

The term “forever box” makes me feel funny

Careful with Stremio and Torrentio. I forget the details but one of them isn’t working with real-debrid anymore. Just do some research before getting a subscription with real debrid.

similarly, I’ve removed Microsoft from my system.