Is it the skin of other animals?

You don’t think we’d lick our own butts if we could? We already lick others’ butts. It’s purely an access/availability issue.

Well we’ll never hear the baby’s side…

Trust me, you wouldn’t want to.

And now you understand how quickly that can turn into “don’t blue-ball God, bro!”

Oof…there’s two sides to every story? Maybe?

I had this same thought as I was looking through cagedladies.com. Found one and thought, “come on, she looks sweet enough,” looked her up, convicted of sexual abuse. My taste remains as questionable as ever.

Looks like cagedladies.com is one of them. Not kidding.

A military coup is one of the best-case scenarios and requires a little more optimism than I have left.

“The essence of immorality is the tendency to make an exception of myself,” wrote the philosopher Kant

That’s actually a slightly botched Jane Addams quote:

I once heard Father Huntington say that the essence of immorality is the tendency to make an exception of one’s self and I would like to add that to consider one’s self in any wise unlike the rank and file of human life is to walk straight toward the pit of self righteousness.

Source.

Gonna need to sauce up those nugz to get a similar experience.

The “three-thousand dollars out of five-thousand dollars” compromise.

$3,000 for everyone else. Call it a compromise.

It’s not really that rare, they just usually ignore all my messages.

I’m not saying there was a pee tape, but we don’t know there wasn’t a pee tape.

I risk a broken arm if my dog sees a squirrel. She’s never even close to catching one, but it sure doesn’t stop her from trying.

Did you not read the Brannock device?

AH. WAS. RUN. IN.

Louis Armstrong and Louie Anderson, too, if we’re talking creative Lous.

Didn’t expect to see so many of Donna’s bikini pics.

Krita was by far the best when I had a Wacom.