Relatable, and ya can’t blame twitch. I want to expel refuse from my body too.

So should subtractions!

I love this idea. I couldn’t help but think of the innernette though.

It’s literally peaks and valleys of probability based on linguistic rules. That’s it. It is what’s referred to as a “Chinese room” in thought experiments.

China’s not talking about making my country one of it’s states. Relatively angelic by comparison.

Lol American’t so it’s gonna pout.

Used to be my favorite t-shirt…

Or maybe they meant sweats.

Slumpers like to slump…slump…slump.

ARE WE LEARNING HOW “SOCIAL MEDIA” WORKS YET HUMANITY?

Seriously. How many more fucking times do we need to go around this goddamn merry go round until we just start calling each other on the phone and meeting face to face again. You know, where the only enshittification is the one you bring with you. It’s fucking boring me now, how many of these stupid ass things I didn’t join because I’ve already, apparently, gotten the memo and how, inevitably, something like this happens, and everyone acts surprised and disappointed , as though inevitability was a concept they felt they’d been given a sabbatical from or something.

This. Shit. Ain’t. Free. There is an inherent cost, an “effort” required to communicate with others. You pay it with money, time or privacy. The overwhelming choice lately has been “privacy”, but it’s obviously something that not everyone is comfortable with, because we didn’t have the term “enshittification” before we started this flavor of our collective idiocy.

They don’t install those in new cars, you need one made in the ol’factory.

This is why, as mentioned above:

The most “successful” social media accounts are always the shittiest.

It’s just like that Morcheeba song, everybody loves a loser.

I don’t think you understand snark whatsoever, or you’d know better than to post nonsense like this.

“I don’t know why you keep going on about our current lies, you assholes should have kept called us out for our past lies. But only now, not back then when we were lying with those lies. What I mean is… ok: see we lied in the past, but you definitely were jerks for not believing those then. Now; I know we renamed French fries to freedom fries in a frothing defense of our “good lies” back then, and I know back then we insisted it was the truth, but now they were bad lies and HAVE YOU EVEN THANKED ME YET FOR TALKING TO YOU ABOUT THIS!?”

Wasn’t this how “28 minutes later” started? They had a monkey they were playing truth, dare, double dare, promise or repeat with and bam. Angry plague!

Gee, why wouldn’t I want to cede my country to American management and become the 51st state? You guys are knocking it out of the park, no pun intended.

Occams blunt, used-in-the-shower, needs-a-replacement-blade razor.

I think they really mean it would be inhumane if you consider the problem vis-a-vis the yardstick most Americant capitalists measure their “humanity” by, ie: less dollary-doos for them.

Interesting, my phone just disabled Google calendar due to my pressing and holding on the icons. Can’t help but wonder if these events are related.

They might be since I refuse to get up with fleas after lying down with nazi hounds…