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That’s why i don’t have a dog or a cat. I couldn’t do that to them. On the other hand, a dog from a dog shelter could see themselves rescued in the last second, if anyone takes them in. At least they would live in a safe place.

After being in a dog shelter, they may even enjoy some alone time. I imagine it being as stressful for dogs as it is for humans, to be incarcerated with strangers.

That’s what makes me kinda sad about all this

He never gave a shit about our work or how we develop. Friday he looked at me, all worrisome, and said “we have to seriously use gitHub for everything, why don’t we use it?”

I tried to convince him several times to use gitHub for all projects. He doesn’t even remember it, never even really listened and now we get the “how could you guys work without version control, you messed up” look …

At the same time, “work from home” became a slur. He looks at me like I’m asking for money, while taking a vacation in Honolulu. Like the pandemic never happened and we had all the same output working from home, than we had in the office before. We were productive and had a much better life, not being confined most of the day in an office.

to assist employees with everyday tasks and enhance productivity,”

My boss did the same to us. I’m a developer.

That was also exactly his wording.

Fuck?

Yeah, this is more like the Spanish Inquisition level type of never expected how quick the Nazis turntables.

may have been deported

May?

MAY?

Nice! Thanks

They have evolved echolocation similar to the one dolphins evolved.

Fuck. When i was born, i had to spend some time in an incubator. My mom fell in a coma and woke up 1 month later. We were in the hospital the whole time.

Tons of exams for my mom …

This would have ruined my parents, if i would have been born in the USA, which almost happened.

Yeah, but there was a time where he would be referenced in Star Trek or host SNL.

Imagine referencing him now as someone that helped mankind to progress or thinking “oh, let’s get Elon to host the show next time, should be fun”.

Imagine him playing the piano or gently passing a thread through a needle hole. His hands He wouldn’t handle any of that.

Edit: don’t wanna hand-shame people and actually i think it’s his lack of patience and concentration that would make him fail.

Ikr, like if the only problem is that he has no time to be Tesla’s CEO and “getting out of government” would solve things.

A cartoon that unexpectedly got me, was about a young Christmas tree, all eager to get chosen by a family. It keeps imagining how cool it will be, until it gets chosen and Christmas actually exceeds all the expectations.

After Christmas, the terror begins, with the family taking the decorations off and putting the tree in the basement. No more water and lonely, it slowly dies off, while rats keep harassing it hard.

It didn’t lose hope until the end, always thinking the family is about to come and take it back to the living room. They never came.

It was on TV , on Christmas, shown between the “normal” kind of Christmas cartoons.

Elon Musk is a fake!

This is something that should be preached everywhere.

The crown is responsible for the red coloring of sweet lord Jesus’ skin.

As for the height

People were a lot shorter back then

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The breakfast incident in Trainspotting could also fit in the game.

I did hold one and painted the walls with it, all happy and giggling - per account by my mother

No problem

The movie is Mickey 17. It’s about a guy in the future that gets “reprinted” again, after he dies. They use him for deadly experiments in space, to find out how dangerous it gets for humans.

That’s one guy that keeps teasing him, like “what number are we at? Are you Mickey 17 or 18?”.

He also keeps asking, in a trolling way, what it is like, to die.

Ooh, i have lots of cozy fork holders in my flat. Didn’t know they were called that.

Edit: Hey Mickey7, how is it to, you know, die?

Edit 2: my comment turned out pretty strange. My first edit is only related to their username and a movie, not the post.

Idk why this made me remember the early L’Echo de Savanes