I need to see this play out like a heist movie. Two opposing advisors are battling each other to get their idea in his head for the big speech. They get into some zany hijinks trying to be the last to speak to him. Some real spy vs spy stuff.

Ever see a really well trained dog where all you have to do is tap the spot beside you and they bound over to you and dutifully sit in that spot?

Their constitution starts and ends at 2.

Homophobic? I thought she was just anti-trans.

Either way, I’m very curious how the LGBT community views a wholly trans-phobic shit stain that simultaneously claims to support the gay community. I know just such a person and would like some insight from the community itself.

I love seeing all the tacticool “operators” with their tricked out ARs, bulletproof vests and helmets, flexicuffs, and other shit but look like they get gassed slowly ascending the stairs from their mother’s basement. Rule #1 in the zombie apocalypse is Cardio.

Also society isn’t going to collapse overnight. If it does it will be a slow crawl until going full Gravy Seal is warranted. They need to survive until then.

Is the most important test the test takers will take. For the test givers, it was Tuesday.

Hey Google. How do you short trump’s meme coin?

Pretty sure you have to prove actual damages. The town drunk going off on one of their typical rants that won’t convince anyone wouldn’t be considered defamatory.

Except the point is that if you say you would eat ice cream, you don’t get the ice cream. Legally speaking as a juror you are supposed to uphold the law. If the judge or prosecutor has any inkling you might nullify, they’ll boot your ass out of the pool in a hurry.

MAGA Reich… although they’d probably view that as a badge of honor.

and Trump is just the secretary.

He’s the Assistant to the President.

This one will use even stronger words!

What am I consuming? I’ll give them free info. Pretty much nothing I’m seeing ads for.

And still some won’t care. Worked at a bar for a bit. After work one night with a bunch of coworkers drinking. One had had too much but wanted to drive home. It would have been trivial for myself and one other sober person to get both her and her car home safely. She was still fumbling for some reason she needed to drive as we’d negated every excuse she had so far. Then in a small moment when we were distracted, she full on sprints away giggling and drove home. It was like one of those scenes about the troubles of parenting where you set the infant down swaddled, buckled in a carrier, and seemingly safe. The parent looks away for half a second. Cut back to the infant playing with a bottle of acid sitting in the knife drawer with their head inside the mouth of a lion that is now inexplicably in your house.

The threat is coming from inside the insurance company!

I’d bet a significant amount of money that a not insignificant amount of MAGAts and ICE would say something to the effect of “go back to your own country” to Natives.

As a citizen you should be safe. Are you white? That makes it a little safer. Probably wouldn’t hurt if you’re attractive and female…

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fuck I hate this timeline

More like a zero.

I just don’t understand people that can’t understand hyperbole. It was heavily reported in his first term that in order to keep his attention his name had to be heavily used in any reports that also had to me horribly shortened.

What about pasteurized milks? Pretty sure he’s big on raw milk.