LITERALLY God’s designated representative

Actually, per Catholic dogma, Hell is full of people like me

The Brannock has ruled. Misses section is right this way…

Alternate idea: it’s not my job to raise someone else’s kids.

Any system built on anonymous accounts is going to have the exact same problems. Lemmy is not “less bad” than Reddit because it’s decentralized. Blue checks isn’t the problem with twitter, and neither is Elong

Guess what: we did this last time Trump was President for 4 years already

They went online to post pictures of themselves at protests and pat themselves on the back for Doing Something.

“Mission accomplished”

Thanks for raising awareness or whatever

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Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

I mean who hasn’t done this?

Push back how?

Options include: wheels, seats, and paint

While yes, the stock market going down is the opposite of “corporations winning”

Tell you what, let’s have a contest: we each mail 100 letters, me from USPS and you from FedEx, and we track which ones arrive first

To be fair, it’s kind of weird that there’s a black medal of honor in addition to the regular one.

A) No executives anywhere are taking personal accountability for anything

B) I upgraded from the 12 to the 16 for Apple Intelligence and I have yet to see it offer value. A substantial portion of hey Siri voice requests return with “I’m sorry I didn’t get that” even when using the voice transcription feature gets the words right

I’ve added limes to the grocery list

Seems like just yesterday Metallica was suing people for enjoying copyrighted materials