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…funny thing is aperture science isn’t even included in that graphic but it fits right in…

…i was scrolling usenet around 17.30 CDT on april 29th, 1992 when a friend posted that a riot was gathering outside his window; the news broke about an hour later…

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…that’s what the matrix wants you to think…

…that single picture explains so much which i previously couldn’t parse about this product…

(yep, but i just woke up as i was typing, so i’ll leave it as a mark of shame)

…straight back to the prep line at chipotle…

…get that f*ucking plural-comma apostrophe out of my face…

^{1 head + 5 handle}

…say hello to my little friend!..

(basically a compact dish scrubbie + bleach detergent embedded into each disposable head: never have to touch the business end to load refills from the caddy nor to eject used scrubbies into the trash)

…it’s called baleen you ableist clod!..

“Turbo-revvin’ punk! I’ll straighten you out yet!”

…park a maverick next to a nineties ranger; the difference is ridiculous…

We’d love to, but manufacturers keep trying to force them down our throats.

…that’s not where they’re supposed to go…

…maybe he’ll do the world a favor and step into an industrial shredder…

(shame about his genetic legacy, but hopefully all their mothers are mostly good people who give them a fighting chance at turning out well)

YOU wOULDN’T
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CIVILISATION

…i use base 12 every day; it’s fantastically useful and foundational to civilisation for good reason…

…we just called him evil pope…

…in the afterlife, you could be headed for the serious strife: now you make the scene all day, but tomorrow there’ll be hell to pay!…

…pope francis was a good guy, and he didn’t need to flaunt his christianity to be so: his actions spoke for themselves, as they should…