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Hmm I thought he was having an inconspicuous wank. There is allegedly not much to wank so he could probably pull it off without raising much trouble.I am só so sorry.

TIHI

My god man, it’s 6 in the morning, I am without coffee yet, did you really have to show this to me?

My whole life with computers the fanbois du jour told me we had reached excellent usability. We’re talking GEOS, FVWM, the shit Sun and Digital Equipment Corp threw at us, up until Windows 10 and KDE or what have you: there will always come a point when you need or want to have a look under the hood. And there things can be alien, overly complex and very inconsistent and undocumented. That is the path every real user will walk one day, and it’s not pretty. Best of luck on your journeys!

I don’t think it’s the kissing per se, the womp womp womp vibe from the kitchen table may be just that bit more adding to the ewwwww perception.

Is this sarcasm? Is it irony? Why has this timeline derailed so massively that it’s impossible to tell??

They’re dead cheap, pun intended

Off-topic: that orange paint in the right photo gets wonkier the more you look at it. Terrifying, really.

He already is, especially from the mouth.

… says the guy who wee-wees upside down

Also a car brand and a subatomic particle

Hmmm dat phishing lonely boomer men vibe

The Muppets’ remake is gold too, Julie Andrews did a great job there.

Thanks for providing a banana for scale, by the way.

Lol where would they even get the fuel

Are you British, perchance? The phlegmatic and restrained professional answer does indicate such origins.

Well, you could of course quit your godawful american sugary sodas that are worse than drinking straight up acid, and brush your teeth twice a day. But freedumb, I guess.

Hmmm /c/AneurysmPosting

Also

Hegseth said that the F-47 "sends a very direct, clear message to our allies…

Allies? Which ones are left… Russia?

One example is podcasts. I would miss the single interface for both podcasts and music, although Spotify is enshittifying rapidly; the turning point may be closer than I thought.