Negative birth rate. Saved y’all a click.

Fucked his cousin in a ditch and noshed a grenade, IIRC?

If by “being a cunt”, you mean “breathing”: we can only hope.

So, when he walked ino rehab, I presume he put his left foot in, and shook it all about…

Shitler’s reeal partial to that chode of a binky Putin’s packin’. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Try me, bitch.

“Raising”? As in, actively? As in, you’re implying that hasn’t been the case since almost the beginning?! 🤦🏼‍♂️ jesusfuckingchrist. It’s 2025 and we’re still astroturfing the plebs? 🤌🏽

Uh. Duh?

NGL, while simple enough, the consistent “interference” (ie. puppeting) by Russia points to a likelier plan of this oopsie BS as a cover for an intel drop.

But, it is known for its toddler-tier deflection & misdirection. And, so is the likeliest beneficiary of that “theft” intended to mask the salient purpose: a sloppy AF intel hand-off.

It rhymes with Prussia.🤷🏼‍♂️

No Runts? 😜🤌🏽

Human blood is.

Cephalopod blood is blue from the copper-rich hemocyanin instead of hemoglobin, which helps them endure the incredible cold of the abyss.

Also, the Prasinohaema skinks of the island of New Guinea are green-blooded from the high concentrations of biliverdin, a toxic green bile pigment that outshines their hemoglobins’ iron. 🤓

If it’s blood, it’s red for the same reason, though

Both are false.

Uh hunh. Did you get modded? Maybe, rethink your vitriol, fellow consumer. You seem to be shouting someone else’s rhetoric. Know what else does that? Trained pet birds and wooden idiots* with half an arm up their asses —sometimes both.

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Frankly? The problem is, they do stay in those pens/pastures/suburban/semi-rural “communities” (straight-up engineered for their smooth, barely-verbal brains), and their minders know exactly where, when, and how to rustle 'em, as it were.

A metaphorical herd of cattle can be many things, including a gawdamned stampede.

What they’ll never be in the eyes of those in charge of them, though? Human.

Ever since “Serve & Protect” was recognized by the Supreme Court as more like a set of guidelines, no one should ever misunderstand who all police answer to.

Not them.

Clearly, no one’s read Transmetropolitan lately.

Oh? Are we collectively agreeing to ignore/handwave the implausibility of “conscientious consumerism” still?

Good to know. Have fun with that, team all-bark-no-bite. It’s going great so far, lemme tell ya. Love your work. Huge fan.

Says the citizen on his mobile device.