I’m counting that as a threesome.

Have you ever seen the fallout of someone having their balls removed with a golf club?

Hint: it leads to a headstone…

That’s a Pokemon.

All my zippers play Careless Whisper

I got this!!!

Bongus.

I have a weird spring allergy sinus pressure thing going on, but I’m trying to maintain without drilling a couple relief holes in my face.

I’d marry the Pope, because the Pope marrying a guy would have hilarious fallout, kill the couch because recliners are superior, and… ahh, damn… guess I gotta take one for the team…

Me: Throws picture of Ex

Bin: Doesn’t move

Screen: “Take her back. Is this correct?”

Mixed messages from the yield sign ahead

If we ever get a group of MAGAlings running around, I’m going full Anakin Skywalker…

Rivian & the 2 or 3 models the big manufacturers have. I see way more hybrids than full electrics in my area.

It’s like the zero-tolerance policy my at my kid’s school…

I told them if you get hit, since you’re going to get suspended anyway, fight back until I get there to pick you up.

Jesus retained his powers after resurrection, making him a Lich, not a zombie.

My guess is the cross is his phylactery.

They’re beautiful 🥹

Seriously?

Somebody call Code Bullet!

Just spray it with acetone and wait a bit…

I want to pick Gengar, but can I just say the OG Ghost trio?

There’s a whole instance…

“But that only effects those people… What about me!?”