I would like this

We might get a trade deal with our greatest ally… Next the rest of the world…

I have a passport. I’m not concerned about a real id.

Why is the bird eating her shit?

When you go outside with tea, I believe you are more nose blind.

When I eat leftovers the day after, or go camping, food tastes better because I am nose blind to the flavors. My brain becomes alert to sudden flavors when I eat outside, and grows fatigued when I am cooking/preparing indoors.

Read more on wikipedia Olfactory fatigue

The career opportunities for my partner’s career are basically only available in this region of our country.

I have been encouraged/peer pressured to eat shrimp with the tails on. I declined and ripped them off.

Is it legal to shot someone after you post a sign?

They should have left their personal phone at home, and brought a burner. Without the fun apps on it.

I’m craving $70,000.

I am American and can confirm I feel like this.

Has America considered asking Panama for eggs? Or Gaza?

I hope Reddit dies! Free Luigi!

Not a great picture but an honest one

I suspect that is a sacrifice DR is willing to take.

Teach your children that swatting is wrong