And to tie it all off, the TV was set to channel 9 with the breast exam.

Colorado springs, huh? Yeah they just needed to be brown there.

Edit: it seems that place is actually changing since they recently elected an African immigrant mayor. I always only knew it as a right wing shithole.

They put the tardigrades onto surfaces cooled to below -226 degrees Fahrenheit (-143 degrees Celsius), and covered the tiny creatures in anisole, an anise-scented organic compound.

If it’s not enough that they froze them, then they covered them in licorice flavor and tattooed them with it. I literally didn’t realize you could torture something so.

Percussive maintenance is still quite useful for shitty solder jobs. It’s not going anywhere.

Depends if you’re a farmer or merchant without access to electronics.

What other types of cats would swarm sluggo?

Actually can count to 144 or a gross if you use base 12. One hand for the ones place and the other hand for the dozens.

It really is the clothes themselves that are strange. That they come from plants, animals, or minerals are largely unimportant, but canis lupus really doesn’t care what you kill.

She experienced sexual exploitation, had a family violence restraining order put against her by her husband(which she recently was accused of violating), and had just histrionically made things up about a recent car accident. Everything points to a borderline crisis. That borderline personality is generally exactly from the sexual exploitation at a young age. But all signs pointed to suicide being a very big risk.

The city confirmed that Mutu started his job as a parking enforcement specialist last week, with an annual salary of $42,078,40.

“He is currently suspended while the situation is under review,” a city spokesperson said

A shame. The indications were there for the world to see a week ago.

The boon here isn’t that it’ll allow them to bring a shoddy product to market. The boon is they’ll be able to continue milking investors by hiding the fact that they have no marketable product in this space while they keep selling off their stock.

Then they leveraged the state military to increase their profits without paying a dime. And then after going bankrupt they make the state take over their liabilities while squirreling away the profits. This is the refinement of capitalism.

First to need to boil off the alcohol.

FUNDAMENTAL LAWS OF REALITY Re: Non-Existent Business Entity Status: METAPHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE Cosmic Authority: LAWS OF PHYSICS

THE UNIVERSE DECLARES:

This business is now:

1. PHYSICALLY Non-existent
2. QUANTUM STATE: Collapsed […

That is much much funnier. It’s willing the entire simulation out of existence. It’s attempting magic. That’s existential dread.

The key point is MoCo public schools won’t let them skip just that class(which obviously they don’t really have the staff to do regularly). It’s pretty amusing. Frederick county would revolt if this happened.

Goats.

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