Thanks Obama!

I guess they took “DUI training” literally

We’ve had socialism with American characteristics for about 45y at this point. We socialize the losses and privatize the gains.

Uhh, no thanks, I like my genitals disease free

You just have to overflow your casino balance back into the positive

I absolutely can’t wait to see the carnage in the stock market tomorrow morning

Second, we already had Hoover. Trump’s policies are basically a rerun of an economic approach we proved doesn’t work 100y ago.

4d chess ladies and gentlemen

Looks like the AI has trained on enough “this looks like your homework assignment, good luck!” comments

The White House presents: Easter brought to you by Nabisco!

Here’s another: the human ear is phenomenal at determining where in 3d space a sound is coming from. Most animals can only determine direction and can’t really place a sound vertically. Watch what your cat or dog does when they’re looking for the source of a noise, it takes them a lot longer.

Just remember, this is the worst things have been so far. The Trump admin still has shovels in hand, it can get much, much, worse.