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The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe Edition. It’s amazing.

Related.

I can’t get my drug dealer to text me back and these kids are getting freebies on Snapchat? Fucking bullshit.

Videogaming, porn and gambling gave boys such dopamine hits that anything else they did felt boring.

Kids these days don’t understand the rush of dumping their entire allowance into 15 minutes of Street Fighter, comitting borderline felonies while riding bicycles around the neighborhood, and then going into the woods to jerk it to that one Playboy before going over Steve’s house to worship the devil.

Please, boil the ocean to give me a pleasant, factually dubious reply.

It’s probably already a Butthole Surfers song.

@joshuaboniface on Mar 8, 2021

Thank you for this list. We are aware of quite a few, but for reasons of backwards compatibility they’ve never been fixed. We’d definitely like to but doing so in a non-disruptive way is the hard part.

Holy fuck what a reply.

I’d probably put the cutoff at less than a tenth that amount.

Not if you want federation.

The answer is probably GoToSocial, which suggests that it can run on 512MB.

Twilight Princess, Phantom Hourglass, Spirit Tracks.

give updates to your customers when things go wrong!

No, never, you can’t make me.

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