Smuuthbrane

Much better name.

Start making siege weapons.

I have two Dyson stick vacs, maybe they’re less robust. Both have broken in different ways. They’re still mostly usable, but are now annoying to use.

My Filter Queen, on the other hand, has been a champ for over two decades and will still be running when I’m dead.

Avoid Dysons (easy at your price point), they’re too fragile. I’d find a local vacuum repair shop and get a refurbished vacuum. It’ll probably be something you pass down to your kids.

“There is honestly no enticement you could offer to make starting this process worthwhile for me. Good luck.”

When he dies and they autopsy him I fully expect them to find his anus in his head.

He’s going to apply tariffs to our conversations so it’s more expensive for us. Or some such crap, I don’t try to understand how he thinks.

This is a surprise? You think we can’t target tariffs?

I think that’s why there’s a stealmyteala.com website. An insurance payout would be better than market value, perhaps.

“Bruh, can you tuck me in?” 😂