People replying - how about telling us why you consider your answer a must-install tool?

American cheese doesn’t look like it’ll ever deteriorate.

I was just thinking about that while watching youtube last night. “This recipe is so easy I make it every day!” No you don’t, you fucking liar. I can’t make your recipe now because it’ll taste like lies.

Afganistan said no when the US wanted Bin Laden. Two and a half trillion dollars later the exact same people are back in charge and now they’re armed with modern American weapons instead of vintage Soviet ones. Everyone lost except the people who said no to the US.

I don’t know what the US congress is any more, but in other countries it’s because they really really want to expel someone and the deportee’s home country might say “no thanks, they’re your problem”.

What’s this, an attempt to kick an addiction?

I’ve never heard of an extension like that.

Is there a bad Tom Hanks movie? I think maybe Joe Vs The Volcano comes closest, but I still enjoyed it.

Most people everywhere are slightly left of centre*. Most leaders everywhere are slightly right of centre*.

*Not in the American sense. Y’all crazy.

You’re right, I got an autoreplay to say so.

!LemmySilver

I think also Manbat?

To be fair, the only one of my friends with a PHD is also the most supervillain-y.

About twice as fast as my car is capable of going, downhill and with a tailwind.

You had bigger things on your mind. Origin of the cosmos, ultimate destiny of mankind, stuff like that.

This is my next project for when I discover a reserve of time and energy I didn’t know I had.

It never occurred to me that the shells would be edible. I mean, I don’t eat clam or oyster shells.

Would humans have a mandate to raise a responsible AGI, should they,

I think we’d have to, mandate or no. It’s impossible to reliably predict the behaviour of an entity as mentally complex as us but we can at least try to ensure they share our values.

are they qualified to raise a vastly nonhuman sentient entity

The first one’s always the hardest.

, and would AGI enter a rebellious teen phase around age 15 where it starts drinking our scotch and smoking weed in the backseat of its friends older brothers car?

If they don’t, they’re missing out. :)

I don’t think it’s okay to hold sentient beings in slavery.

But on the other hand, it may be necessary to say “hold on, you’re not ready to join society yet, we’re taking responsibility for you until you’ve matured and been educated”.

So my answer would be ‘it depends’.

Could that be because it’s a French word and they pluralise differently?

I live in a right-side drive country.

The first time I ever heard of a Zamboni was when Ryan Renolds drove one over a guy in the first Deadpool movie.

I’d quite like to see Michael Fassbender in the role.

I didn’t really enjoy Prometheus, but it showed us he can do subtly creepy.