stebo

does he mean commander banana?

Yeah that’s exactly why I finally eliminated them

I dismissed 2 because the handle looks heavy, so it would mess with the balance, and 5 has these extremely wide outer tines, which are also too short and it looks dumb

huh it was between 1,3 and 4 for me with 4 the final pick

tsssk such useless tech!

because it has AI omg this will make our lives so much easier for real

and they are your closest friends

now what’s with the big red splodge?

well that’s incredibly dumb, but I’m not surprised

now I’m curious. did it say “only a white male president can run for a third term”?

laws for thee, not for me

there used to be a subreddit r/goodfaketexts (as an alternative to r/badfaketexts), not sure if lemmy has something similar

yeah it’s clearly fake, a goodfaketext

not 100% sure but I’d say those are male hands too

you learned to Google at school? whoa

see? it’s easy

that is true but the results will be the same at best, not better

Until they worded it as “Does Angelina Jolie appear in heat?”

typing keywords instead of full sentences is still quicker so nah

I’m a zillenial 🤓

both queries give me poor results and searching “heat cast” reveals that she is not actually in the movie, so that’s probably why you can’t find anything useful

Do you really need to learn to realise the words “is” and “in” aren’t that important and that “Angelina Jolie heat” is good enough for a search query?