We’re decentralizing human sexuality

Think it was from a couple decades earlier.

Get nicher fetishes

It’s a very bad series of evengelical propaganda novels. A while back there was a blog that deconstructed them that I was really into as a teenager

How would that even work?

This is the only theory that makes the Left Behind series coherent which is very funny because it’s definitely not what the writers were going for

Does an orange fluffy cat count?

Gives too much “send cats to Timbuktu” energy.

You know, I don’t have any particularly vivid memories of Chinese tourists behaving any particular way. If I’ve come across any, they were benign enough to not leave an impression.

Minions canonically worked for Napoleon. Napoleon tried to reenslave Haiti

Yes

Further evinced by nearly everything else Elon has done over the past 5+ years

Everyone wants to present themselves as the underdog and Disney is the biggest media company in the world

Who the fuck is going to invade Germany?

They get to feel superior to vast swaths of the population without doing anything.