Tiefling IRL

Welcome to the jungle

We’re not there yet, but this administration just rhymed “Nazi” with “Natsi”

They rhymed Nazi with Nat-C (Nationalist Christian)

Next stop is to label trans people “repeat offenders” for using a restroom

Are they going to charge the dancer with terrorism too?

Now that’s an idea! Hell, I’ll do it for 3 mil

The best you’ve ever had!

Department of Brawndo

As a fire performer in the circus, please don’t compare us to this trash heap. The circus is full of queer outcasts, and anyone in theater knows how much work is involved in a show.

I’ve heard it described as “NYC run by the swiss” by lifelong Torontoans. The grass is always greener as they say, but it definitely has a lot to offer over NYC in the way of cleanliness and habitability.

I feel like that site only works 10% of the time

Toronto is fantastic though. I’m moving there soon, I love that city

About 2/3 of the voting population didn’t think he was enough of a threat to vote against him

They don’t really have the brain cells to self reflect. It’s like asking a vampire to look in the mirror.

The US is a failed state and the rest of the world needs to treat it as such

They’re gonna blame trans people and send us to El Salvador

His handler’s goal is to dismantle the US. He doesn’t know what he’s doing, he just knows he gets to sniff the mushroom every time he follows orders

Invest it

It would really complicate the system…

I bet you could pitch it to TurboTax

I’ve been trying to lay low for the most part to avoid any setbacks. Unfortunately that does make me even more vulnerable than I already was

I’m curious what the script does, I’d love to reverse engineer it but don’t want to risk accidentally executing anything. Anyone with a disposable VM care to take the risk?