Ghost broccoli, zombie broccoli, depleted Br-238

Not helpful

You might have to lie and say it was stolen if the cops ask why your car is parked on the highway

Corn on the cob

Debian just works, it doesn’t complain if I forget to update it for a couple years, and I don’t feel like reinstalling my os this year

The bright one has a natural QR code

Tell me about whale eggs? 😯

If the courts cared for the rights of people they would subpoena code routinely

We can’t be ruled by black boxes that serve people who hate us. It has to end

“kidnapping” might hit the best combo of accuracy and legibility

Twitter could not be federated, Bluesky could be but only at massive cost, so it probably won’t be

Doesn’t the official local app still have telemetry? I might be remembering wrong

They might have appointments to schedule around

The time needed for key derivation aka key stretching may be a factor, but also in the BFU state I think apps don’t run and you don’t get notifications, since most of the files are still locked

I double check my writing because there are some “errors” that don’t matter (I stopped caring about “me” versus “I”) and then there are some errors that silently cause me to misinterpret the message

Like as an analogy if I ask how much milk is left in the carton in the fridge

• “haf” I know you mean half, no big deal
• “three” I know you didn’t read my question, frustrating but not the worst thing
• “full” but actually it was full three days ago when you last checked and this is stale information, and so I don’t buy another carton, then we’re out of milk because of a miscommunication

You know?

That would be interesting. I wonder if anyone’s done stylometry on those posts

The chatbot said 3.6 Roentgen is just fine and the core cannot have exploded, maybe we heard a truck driving by

Let there be drums in my ass

Strawberry wine in my ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tpvjKI85GI The homeless abandoned gay pirate, to the tune of that song

To where the river flows in my ass