Under no circumstances should you trust a fae or accept their food.
Usually wise to avoid trusting the people you see in mirrors as well, never know what they’re doing when you’re not around.
I made his airplane fail in the middle of a dogfight!
That’s nothing! I glitched the math coprocessor of the CPU prototype so that PCs across the globe can’t count!
Trivial! I told the first generative AI a secret joke so funny all of them are still trolling mortals for the lulz!
Who’s the guy on the left? A Cobblin?
I instantly thought about redcaps, but they’re quite bloodthirsty, so it doesn’t really fit what they say in the meme.
Watery tart: … I gave some random guy a sword and now his family thinks they own an entire country.
Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!
You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!
I mean if I went round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had thrown a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!
