Shortened: Garfield

But honestly they seem to think it is fucking meaningless. They’re more forgiving about it, but they’re still out there calling it asinine.

From the excellent brine

There is no peace, only ham toilet

5 second rule hasn’t even started yet, since it hasn’t touched the floor

Don’t you dare call me a soft face

But they don’t know that!

More power to you

Any peen is a great peen

BUT WE CREATED THEM

That’s always the case.

All of #3 is torture

Neurodivergent is which

I think at least three of these are from IKEA.

Source: I live in IKEA-Land

Makes perfect sense to me. Would you choose any of these handles for your spoon?

I SAID I LOVE IT

I LOVE POTATO SALAD

How about Jello salad?

Corn intolerance sorry