I’m very glad to hear that this wasn’t a targeted attack, it was just another instance of routine traffic violence that kills hundreds of people daily. That means that I don’t have to care about the victims. I don’t have to learn their names, or their stories, or see their faces splashed across the news as tragic, sainted victims of a destructive ideology. They’re just more roadkill to be tossed anonymously on the heap of bodies. Thank goodness! There’s a lot going on in the world lately, and the last thing I need is more terrorism victims to wring my hands about. I just don’t have the time or the energy.

(/satire, I hope obviously)