• justsomeguy@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    What was that post I kept seeing about vampires? If you’ve been living for centuries and you’re still broke just walk into the sunlight.

    • Initiateofthevoid@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2 days ago

      To be fair, the number of times entire villages, towns, cities, and even kingdoms were completely wiped off the map… I could see a vampire being forced to start over. A lot.

      They can expect vampire hunters in their castle, but nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

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        I’m just imagining an ancient as shit vampire from Gobekli Tepe bitching about some long forgotten warlord who destroyed his horse meat business, and that he would’ve beaten Indo-Europeans to the taming of the horse of that hadn’t happened.