spittingimage@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 month agoThe best part of marriage is always having someone to scratch between your shoulder blades for you.message-squaremessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up144arrow-down13
arrow-up141arrow-down1message-squareThe best part of marriage is always having someone to scratch between your shoulder blades for you.spittingimage@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square20fedilink
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 month agoIf that’s the best part of marriage, then your spouse can be replaced by a stick.
minus-squareGoatTnder@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 month agoScritches with love are infinitely better than scratches from a stick.
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If that’s the best part of marriage, then your spouse can be replaced by a stick.
Scritches with love are infinitely better than scratches from a stick.
A flexible stick made of silicone
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