SHUT UP ABOUT NICOLE
You’re just mad we all have a girlfriend.
Impressive she has the time for all of us!
She’s federated.
Good, don’t ask.
Why are you guys referring to her as Nicole, she says you can call her the fediverse chick.
Those who weren’t blessed by her aren’t allowed to address her by her proper title.
Well, I call her Fedi-Chica.
I’m glad I’m not the only one, lmao.
I wanna see a full on Reddit-style investigation of the theory that it’s not a scam, but a malicious bullying campaign against the human shown in the pictures. If Lemmy solves a mystery and stops a crime, we could become the new superpower social media. 😌
Next up, we finally get to the bottom of that Boston Marathon Bombing.
I will continue to talk about Nicole until she finally notices me! (Haven’t received a message yet, I feel left out)
The only logical approach here is to ban use the use of “Nicole” or “fediverse chick” across all instances and warn or ban anyone who upvotes posts that mention or vaguely allude to “her”.
Does Nicole like that movie or something?
You want to be like Reddit?
No, of course not. I was being sarcastic. I usually add a /s but this seemed obvious